Monday, December 6, 2010



BE AFRAID - BE VERY, VERY AFRAID - While the whackos descend on Cancuun, a global crisis of Biblical proportions threatens our very existance, and it ain't Anthropogenic Global Warming!

While the 134 nation Climate Summiteers sit on Cancuun beaches sipping sissy drinks with umbrellas - and diliberating Junk Science - another entity will hold our first interplanetary summit at Moon Base Buzz Lightyear to deliberate on the real immanent global peril...

The science is settled people. The Gallileo/Capeurnican Heliocentric Solar System Scam is at the very the core of an evil inter-planetary capitalist plot to destroy the earth and divert solar and cosmic energy to the bourgeoisie larger planets! Look at the ground people - is it moving? Of course not! The Sun and planets are clearly rotating around our flat earth.

Why do you think the world's population explosion is taking place in the Eastern hemi-flat? Don't be stupid! When the Plutonian orchestrated imbalance of humanity reaches critical mass, the earth will tip over and we'll all fall off!

We can stop this, but we'll need your money. Lots of it. All of it. Send your check, cash, money order, gold bulion, jewelry, firstborn male child to:

c/o Bernie Madoff Trust Fund
Butner Federal Correctional Institution

And just pray we're not too late! Do the right thing.


While the absurdity of these climate idiots lends itself to humor and parody - back in the real world, where economies are collapsing, poverty is advancing and children are literally starving, spending billions on pseudo-science for a climate crisis that does not exist is beyond insane. It is grossly immoral and reprehensible.

The actual threat to humanity is not climate change - it is the Green / Eco movement. And it is not a future computer model generated theory, it is happening in third world countries right now.

Eco- Imperialism: Green Power - Black Death.

“The environmental movement I helped found has lost its objectivity, morality and humanity. The pain and suffering it is inflicting on families in developing countries must no longer be tolerated. Eco-Imperialism is the first book I’ve seen that tells the truth and lays it on the line. It’s a must-read for anyone who cares about people, progress and our planet.”  – Patrick Moore, Greenpeace co-founder


  1. Heh...hemi-flat...

    Too bad that your remaining post is such a (totally correct) downer...

    I pity Rachel Carson.

  2. I know, the irony stings - and it should. Kind of like a Shakespeare comedic tragedy, but real. The pseudo-science silliness is laughable but the ultimate consequences are not, and are almost completely ignored in the public forum. Needs to be said.

    The problem with telling the truth is that often the truth sucks.

  3. The truth may suck, but reality bites. If you ignore it, the wound can be fatal.

    But enough of these suggestive clichés... I'm giving myself a vapor...