Saturday, December 11, 2010

BURN: Peace In Our Time


Good News!  We have previously discussed Dear Leader’s Dopey Diplomacy and Clueless Clinton’s plan to secure a “lasting peace in the Middle East” –  in part by imposing “Smart Power” silly sanctions to whip those irky Iranians into line and make them stop playing with nukes!

Bad News:  It is having zero effect. Iran's nuclear ambition continues.

Gooder News!  “Be joyous my heart, miracles of the Messiah will soon be here.”  Unfortunately, this is not in reference to Christ, but a poem by Mahmoud Ahmadinijad in reference to the “Twelfth Imam” or “Mahdi”.  Per Mr. Ahma-dim-jerk and the Mullahs, "when [the Mahdi] reappears, peace, justice and security will overcome oppression and deceit and one global government, the most perfect ever, will be established."  Sounds pretty spiffy!

Bader News! Said global government will of course be Muslim, and among the portents that must take place prior to Mr. Mahdi’s grand entrance are some rather ominous events:
  • Before his coming will come the red death and the white death. The red death is the sword and the white death is plague.
  • The Muslims will throw off the reins and take possession of the land, throwing out the authority of the foreigners.
  • Death and fear will afflict the people…A fire will appear in the sky and a redness will cover them.
In a word, Israel’s gotta go, and Shia Islam rule the world.  Other than that, no worries mates!
Baddest News!  Iran is developing nuclear weapons, and the principle of "Mutually Assured Destruction” - which has held nuclear weapons in check for 65 years - does not deter Iran.  If they have it they will use it.  For this reason and others - Israel can not, must not and will not allow Iran to posses nuclear weapons.  Alas, an Israeli strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities – triggering a world war involving the USA – seems inevitable.

Goodest News!  Said strike has already been launched and has rendered Iran’s nuclear enrichment program in ruins for the foreseeable future!  No boom was heard because it was a cyber missile!

“It was ‘like the arrival of an F-35 into a World War I battlefield,’ says Ralph Langner, the computer expert who was the first to sound the alarm about Stuxnet. Others have called it the first ‘weaponized’ computer virus…Simply put, Stuxnet is an incredibly advanced, undetectable computer worm that took years to construct and was designed to jump from computer to computer until it found the specific, protected control system that it aimed to destroy: Iran’s nuclear enrichment program."
When this little critter found the control system for thousands of centrifuges, it changed the RPM of the units, seriously damaging them and rendering the uranium useless.  The latest news is that it will take years for the Iranians to purge this little fella from their computers and their nuclear weapons program is for all intents and purposes dead on arrival.

The source of this awesome new weapon remains unknown  (heh, yeah right), and may never be found. There were only two scientists in Iran who were even close to being capable of dealing with Stuxnet - one was killed and the other disabled when motorcyclists happened by and attached magnetic bombs to their car doors.  Israel’s intelligence agency Mossad is of necessity the best intelligence operation on the planet.  Latest imminent threat to Israel neutralized - not a shot fired - no collateral damage - no war - no nukes - no mas.  Just. Freaking. AWESOME!

Mission accomplished.

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