BURN: Congress Mandates Every Citizen Buy A Gun

In a controversial move today, both houses of Congress have approved a law requiring that each American purchase a firearm, and that parents have a firearm for each of their children under the age of 26.

"Public safety is a big concern for all Americans, and the skyrocketing cost of policing is something this economy just cannot bear.  We have people free-loading on the police department all the time, calling them 24/7 for protection that they should be providing for themselves.  Congress has simply done the responsible thing, mandating that...like it or not...every American is going to have a firearm in their home."

Yeah.  Unlikely.  But, hey, if we can be ORDERED by the Collective to buy health insurance (which I will defy, BTW), why the heck can't the BIG GOVERNMENT...in different hands...ORDER every American to purchase a firearm (or several) and keep them in their homes?

I mean, where does that end?  And what are the limits on the central government?