CRASH: Of Dogma and Dopiness

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Federal Republic of Nigeria

Special Council for Rescue to Climate

Warming greet I am present for you from my homeland Nigeria. I am Ongapo Gonaskruyu, Director of  Special Council for Rescue climate of planet.  Pleasing of us to announce we have invention new device by which for removing of bad carbons from atmosphere that will prevent to you from inconvenient ocean to rising above your head.  Said device is genius for the remove murderous carbons and change to very nice oxygens onto aire.  You are observed this device in below photo. We are happying for the send to your addressed place the saving planet miracle for no moneys, except for you are to see that it is big thing so you need must send for us $5133.43 USD for to be the ship and handle cost.  Please for us immediate to receive credit card and bank account numbers yours for the expedite of shipment.

If you believe that, you will be interested in the latest article from the climate geniuses at NYT!  Yup, they are again pretty sure that they are under three feet of snow because of global warming.  If I may paraphrase this wisdom:  "See the melting ice, like, makes it snow more n’stuff? So ya know, like, the snow reflects the sunlight n’stuff? So like it’s colder ‘cause it’s warmer n’stuff."

Or something.  Allrighty then – glad that’s cleared up!

Good article by Mark Landsbaum in OCR:

Global Warming Explanations Made Up as They Go Along

“You can make up any analogy you want, but the fact is that computer models don’t show that change,” Pat Michaels, a climatologist and senior fellow at the Cato Institute told The Daily Caller. It is, said Michaels, the “core problem of climatology:” “It is attempting to explain everything even when everything becomes contradictory.”

“They make this stuff up as they go along,” said Myron Ebell, director of the Center of Energy and Environment at the Competitive Enterprise Institute.

“This failure to skillfully predict any of the extreme weather patterns we have seen in the past should be a wake-up call to policymakers and the public that the climate science community is overselling the prediction skill that is possible,” writes Roger Pielke Sr… “Moreover, until and unless they can skillfully predict observationally documented CHANGES in the statistics (probabilities) of the different major circulation patterns, their explanations are necessarily flawed.  There is no evidence that the global climate model multi-decadal predictions (and even shorter term runs on a year or less into the future) have the needed skill."

So, I’m thinking the the smart move, is to spend Billions we don’t have, impose massive fees and taxes in a recessed economy, and transfer all our wealth to third world countries to eliminate miniscule ammounts of greenhouse gasses that probably have absolutely nothing to do with climate warming.  Yeah, that’s the ticket!  And of course – God bless ‘em – Califunnya is setting the gold standard of committing fiscal sepuku for the sake of Junk Science!

In the wise and immortal words of the epic philosopher, climate genius and cultural icon, Homer Simpson, “D’OH!!”