CRASH: Hanes Can Eat My Shorts!

h/t The Corner

OK, Hanes, you go green and I'll go all medieval on your buttocks!

It's a marketing choice, I understand.  Just get it clear that I'm spending my $$$ on Fruit-Of-Da-Loom, so long as this crap lasts...



Panty-waist bastards...!!!   Or should that be WASTE-panty bastards...?!?!?