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Sunday, October 24, 2010

BURN: Stupid PC Headline Of The Day (thus far)

From Tina Brown's Daily Bust--

DEADLY
Shark Kills California Surfer
Could have been mistaken for prey.










Yep.  There you have it.  Just a case of mistaken identity.  Chalk it up to sharkish error.

Sharks don't kill people; people acting like shark bait kill people.  Things is, to a shark, everything in the water is "prey"...except shark predators...so no error there.

4 comments:

  1. Interesting you landed on this story immediately after posting your lawyer post. Coincidence? Me thinks not.

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  2. No professional courtesy was extended, so we can narrow down the surfer's list of potential occupations.

    I hear surfer tastes like chicken.

    Too soon?

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  3. 9 of 10 health-conscious sharks prefer the lean quality of humans over the high fat of sea lions...

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